Inside there was a small green stuffed dinosaur with the softest, plush fuzz and the cutest little teeth. As you know, shes headed over here with Henry for the holidays.. I always thought you had a little something on the side, just didnt realise it was one of my players - but then you always were a bit randy, needed the stamina of a man young enough to be your son to keep up?. Nate (Nick Mohammed, center) is at the center of "Ted Lasso's" Season 2 finale, butting heads with fellow coaches Ted Lasso (Jason Sudeikis) and Roy Kent (Brett Goldstein). His manner was cool and collected, his responses thoughtful and polite and balanced between near-genuine delight, and curiosity. Rebecca laughed, pressing her laptop closed. Phoebe stared at Bert the entire way into the living room, craning her neck until she couldnt crane it any further, until she was all the way in the living room and he disappeared into the kitchen. No, Ted, its alright, were almost done.. How come youre here?, Oh, Henry buddy, you can call her Rebecca. Ted corrected. He watched her as she grabbed her phone and her handbag and turned on her heel, heading towards the door. Phoebe continued to stare up at him, her little mouth drooping open. Ill text Higgins. Beard set his book down on the table and straightened in his chair then typed off a quick text. Okay, fine, a little. Fuck off, Rupert. Higgins added with a hiss of disdain and Rebecca craned her neck to meet her friends eye, her lips spread in a broad smile as Rupert opened his mouth to retort, before storming out of the box. Not exactly new. Ted muttered and Rebecca blanched, worried how his mother would take the news theyd been together for nearly six months and he hadnt told her about them. She didnt really have board games. Rebecca laughed, pressing her laptop closed. "You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. A round of yes please and no thank you, sounded around the table and Rebecca was grateful to deflect from the subject. Oh yeah, I mean, He took two steps to the left of her, then spun around and took four steps to the right, then spun back around. Sweetheart, if Im young, youre young., Oh this is a lovely area, is this the Richmond Green? Yeah, but I was gonna serve that up in doses, you know, a little bit at dinner, then maybe some time on Christmas day. I did have a rather obese cat named Cromwell, though, when I was about your age., You can be the dog, if I can be the tophat and Dad can be the thimble., Three biscuits says I can make him choose the thimble. She wagered and Henry looked up at her with wide, excited eyes. Rebecca made an mhm sound, as she flicked her indicator and took a left turn. There was an antique chessboard in the study, the pieces so old Ted was terrified to touch it for fear the rooks would crumble into dust. He was perfectly Ted, smiling and nodding, regardless that the person on the other end couldnt see him. After his evolution in season twoincluding the public revelation of how poorly Jamies dad treats himhes become a fan-favorite. "Back home. Cue the gentle guitar music and the Awwws.. Her smile was genuine and when the little girl lunged for her, out of her fathers hold and wrapped her little arms around Rebeccas neck, he was fairly certain she had been won over by the Lassos. So my Aunt, Uncle, my cousin and his family, are all coming along for the ride. He took another deep breath before adding. My ah, He swallowed, licking his lips. Ted noticed Rebecca hanging back as his family filed through the door, shucking off their coats as they listened to oohs and aahs through the door as they saw the breakfast spread before them. She reached over, pressing her palm to the indentation in the soft duck-feather cloud before moaning to herself as she rolled back over and dragged herself out of bed. Work Search: He twisted his hands together in front of him. I was a little disappointed, but Im glad of it now. Well, yeah.. Its lovely to meet you Mrs Lasso. Rebecca tried for a warm and inviting smile. Id have liked one though. Henry stood in the hall holding the box as she closed the closet and turned him back around gently, with her hand on his shoulder, guiding him back to the living room. Oh god, what do you want? She ground out. Rebecca snorted unattractively at the nickname and Ted kicked the back of her seat. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). 188,334. so love with your eyes, love with your mind writtenndust Summary: Ted's quiet Christmas with his Mother and Henry coming to visit, gets turned on it's head when part of his extended family comes along for the ride and suddenly, his semi-secret relationship with Rebecca is thrust into the open when she offers up her home to ten wayward Lassos. Ted reached out for her, his broad hands finding her waist and gripping firmly, his fingers blazing a trail along her skin until his hands cupped her breasts and squeezed through the soft lace of her bra. Do you have marshmallows? He spun around again and Rebecca intentionally turned her back to him to ready the kettle, starting to feel woozy just watching him. She was still standing in the middle of the room, her shoulders tight and her eyes set on the frame of the door. Come on, He slipped his hands free from under her coat, entwining their fingers before giving her hand a tug as they followed the boys that were now headed back to the tunnel and the locker room, so they could shower and change and take the party out into London. Would you like a beer, Roy? She questioned and his lips quirked up just at one side. Dont be sorry. He grinned. Composer. Seriously?. She was so nervous she felt like she might throw up. Apparently theyre not coming alone.. What are you going to do about it, Teddy Bear? She teased, inching closer to him, her palms pressed to his stomach as she nibbled at his ear. So they were waiting at the terminal, Rebeccas Range Rover in the parking lot, ready to ferry them back to her house for the holidays and Teds Mum still had no idea she even existed. Sure thing, Dad! Henry dashed through the group, back out the door to the rental car that was parked at an awkward angle to fit in the driveway behind Rebeccas range rover; the two younger boys hot on his heels. Theodore, your place looks out onto the green doesnt it?, Dads place has a huge oven that could fit like four turkeys in it, Grandma! Henry exclaimed, grinning from ear to ear. Ted's quiet Christmas with his Mother and Henry coming to visit, gets turned on it's head when part of his extended family comes along for the ride and suddenly, his semi-secret relationship with Rebecca is thrust into the open when she offers up her home to ten wayward Lassos. Ms Welton owns Richmond! He piped in and his grandmother just grinned up at Rebecca, craning her neck farther than Ted ever had to. The plan was that hed meet his mother and Henry at the airport, theyd do some sight-seeing, have dinner in his little apartment, go and see a show in the West End, and then hed sit her down after Henry went to bed and hed tell her - oh mom, by the way, Ive got a girlfriend, her names Rebecca and were going to Christmas Eve dinner with her, tomorrow night.. Perhaps shed been a little too quick to assume thered be no probing. Deborah, Catherine and Ruth were getting along like theyd been sisters all their lives, occasionally letting out such raucous laughter, stumbling over each other as they re-filled their wine glasses, that Rebecca had - on a handful of occasions - worried for the safety of the odd lamp or vase that wobbled when they bumped into furniture. in love with the shape of you starrynight2901 Summary: Keeley and Roy decide to have their bachelor/bachelorette parties together, and in Las Vegas. What amazed her was how well it all fit together in a blinding instant, with a simple question she already had the answer to. She was cut off by the exuberant shout of Dad! coming from the doorway to arrivals, and Ted was suddenly under the railing and bolting for the little boy in an AFC Richmond hoodie a good two sizes too big, running towards him with outstretched arms. Brushing at her curls gently. All of Richmond? She smirked and Rebecca faltered, frowning, a little confused for a moment. 62,751. She blinked, looking away from the baby who had hold of the collar of her dress, giving it little tugs, to refocus on Henry. Based on the trailer, Jamie gets along superbly with everyone, including Sam (Toheeb Jimoh). Last I checked, we were up two nil. She smirked and Rupert tutted his tongue. Oh the rest of the Lassos landed about an hour ago, Sweetheart. Catherine smiled. Can you think of some way I could tetris my whole family into that place?. Pfft, no. Rebecca steadied him with a blank look. Ted said that his family, especially his mother, were like him. "Look at it out there. Youre going to eat your words next Christmas when this little one is here with us.. Youre kind and funny and generous and I adore you. She leaned forward, pressing a chaste kiss to his lips before pulling back with a smile, conscious that the door was still wide open. It looks like a Renaissance painting portraying masculine melancholy." 2. Browse Ted Lasso Songs by Season. They were standing at the arrivals gate at Heathrow; Teds elbows casually rested against the balustrade that separated arriving passengers from the friends and family that had come to greet them. Photo Illustration by Thomas Levinson/The Daily Beast/Apple TV+/Jeni'sSince Ted Lasso premiered in 2020, I've yearned to try Ted's (Jason Sudeikis) buttery biscuits.I know I'm not alone here. Ted Lassos got Rupert and Nate fit with silver hair and sleek black suits to let you know these are the villains of the season. She caught sight of Rupert and Nate across the other side, Nates features pulled into a thick frown whilst Ruperts eyes were set on her, looking positively murderous. My Dads girlfriend knows the Beatles! Henrys voice echoed back through the hall and the group of adults in the living room all laughed. All free with your library card Keeley knew about them, mostly, though they hadnt actually told her and by association and the way Roy growled under his breath when they were in the pub together as a group and Teds hand brushed any part of Rebecca, theyd assumed Roy knew as well. Of course I do. That declaration was going to sustain him for quite some time, he was sure of it. If watching the trajectory of Nate Shelley, the formerly meek now mean assistant coach-turned-traitor on "Ted Lasso," has made you uncomfortable this season, you're not alone. He made a mental note to tell her that more often. As Roy Kent might bark: "Oi, 'Ted Lasso' fans, listen up! Its a Lasso Family Christmas, apparently.. 4. Miss what? Ted frowned, pulling back the covers on the bed. You and Ted, all out in the open like that. I thought you only had five. He started to count on his fingers and Rebecca giggled. You get this dumbfuck look on your face whenever shes in the room; she clocked that., Baz, Paul and Jeremy. Beard added, with Roy nodding along in agreement. Okay!. Sounds wonderful, dear. You did it! She yelled in his ear as he shifted her up a little higher, arms wrapped around her legs, hoisting her up as she raised her arm in the air, realising as she was screaming along with the boys, that it was her first time on the pitch with them - and she loved it. You could have told me you took the turkey out of the oven., Jessie winked at him. Well Ive known about them for months and theyve had no qualms being affectionate in front of me. Deborah chimed in. Where others voices started to shake or warble, Teds became calm. Thanks, I guess., Roy nodded. You alright, honey bunch? Ted questioned, looking over at Rebecca from where he had his shoulder rested against hers. Well, theyre a lot like me, actually., Ted, youre none of those things. She squeezed his hand, reaching out to press her palm to his cheek. Are we going to the party? Keeley questioned with bright, excited eyes as her, Phoebe and Jessie with Hayes on her hip, came wandering back into the living room. Roy just groaned again before heading back into his office. The entire stadium around them went wild - maybe for the win, maybe for the owner and gaffer currently snogging in the middle of the pitch with her held in his arms above him, the whole team celebrating around them like theyd won the whole fucking Premier League not just a Boxing Day game, mid-season, against their ex-owner. But its not, this is Bert. Well its better than other smells. Ted winked, before closing the door behind him. I think its about time you left, sir. Bert stood up between Catherine and Ruth, towering over Rupert and the whole box with his broad shoulders and rather impressive height. I dont know, Henry turned to Rebecca. This way, Catherine. She gestured; both women heading towards the stairs in the hall. His name is Theodore. Rebecca grinned and Ted chuckled, leaning over to press a kiss to her lips. Rebecca lifted her head back up, shifting a little against him so she could look into his eyes. Have you been together long? This way, Catherine. She gestured; both women heading towards the stairs in the hall. Id have liked one though. Henry stood in the hall holding the box as she closed the closet and turned him back around gently, with her hand on his shoulder, guiding him back to the living room. Every now and then Jessie would ask if she was alright, if she needed her to take Hayes, but Rebecca was happy and comfortable, and relishing the closeness with this tiny person that had decided that she wasnt half bad to snuggle with. Christa Miller. Rebecca tried to hold back her laughter, but the vein on his forehead bulged the more he tried to push back his disgust, before he was coughing dramatically, and pretending to gag. She certainly has. He leaned over, pressing a kiss to her temple and Rebecca leaned into it, closing her eyes to savour it. Soon. He pulled her tighter. One Imaginable Workplace we're looking forward to being back in is Ted Lasso's locker room. Being in Kansas, with Henry. She shook her head, looking down at her toes as she buttoned her pyjama shirt, with a frown. At the center of Lasso's coaching skills are his Ted Lasso-isms that range from profound to hilarious and everywhere in between. Its a home game, thank goodness; because beating Rupert in her home stadium was going to be such a wonderful feeling if they could pull it off. He came to me thinking he had to murder you for touchin her and I had to tell him or youd have been sportin a black eye., Ted cleared his throat awkwardly. You got a nice spot., Actually, He started, but his nephew was tugging at the sleeve of his jumper and his attention was drawn to Jessie and Arties eldest child. Its getting late, we can finish up this discussion tomorrow.. But Im bringing Phoebe. He nodded. So whats wrong, then? She questioned, taking another step until they were within reach of each other, in the middle of her office, his eyeline just slightly lower than hers. . You think so? She tossed the dress over the ottoman, making her way through to the bathroom in just her underwear. So, Rebecca, Jessie started as she took a sip of her tea, and Rebecca noted with a little smile, that Ted seemed to be the only Lasso with a vocal distaste for tea. That was Eltons party.. His Aunt Ruth commented she looked like a very tall Marilyn Monroe and his Uncle Bert questioned what on earth she saw in their Theodore, but by the time Rebecca was shaking hands with little Hayes, her posture was more relaxed. Ted shook his head, cutting her off with a stern expression. The squad, joining in, tick . Nate (Nick Mohammed) is now working for Rupert (Anthony Head) at West Ham United. Thats a stupid question, forget I asked it, of course you do., Hey, Ted moved towards her, dipping a little at the waist to tilt her chin up and meet her eyes. Hig Newton, always a pleasure, he gestured over his shoulder. He knew what it meant, theyd even briefly discussed it when theyd passed four months of being together and knew, even more certainly than hed known the first time hed kissed her, that they were going to be forever. It rained throughout, with a torrential downpour battering at the stained glass windows as Rebecca giggled against his lips whilst everyone they loved cheered. I grew up in the owners box, watching those games. Is that true, dear?. Rebecca blushed with her cookie still between her teeth, glancing up at Ted. He breathed out his nose and paced some more. Shes gonna love you, honestly.. Before he could protest, she pressed her lips firmly to his, rocking against him once again and tugging at his shirt to get it off. Fuck knows. Can I be the dog piece? So weve kinda been keeping our relationship quiet. No, She shook her head. I was wrong, He whispered and Rebecca chuckled, brushing her thumb against the edge of his moustache as he continued to hold her. There was a plate of breakfast sausages still steaming, bacon rashers, a stack of pancakes so high she thought it might topple. Thats some fucking epic married shit., Ted chuckled. Ted spent most of season two dealing with his mental health, turning to Dr. Sharon Fieldstone (Sarah Niles) for help. I just got off the phone with my Mom. He glanced at her, scoping out her reaction. Yep, Mae knows. Yeah, but I was gonna serve that up in doses, you know, a little bit at dinner, then maybe some time on Christmas day. Sweetheart, if Im young, youre young., Oh this is a lovely area, is this the Richmond Green? No, no negatives on the baby front. Who do we have here? Teds Uncle Bert stepped into the hall with a few empty glasses, clearly on his way to the kitchen when he came across the little group greeting each other in the foyer. Ted Lassos most contentious has been Nates (Nick Mohammed) slow heel turn. Nathans got it covered.. Theyre one goal up against West Ham and Rebecca was ecstatic. Come and stay with me.. She spun on her heel, pulling the door open again to be startled by Roy, Keeley and little Phoebe standing on her front step wearing matching pink tinsel bows. But theyd come to grips with it; mostly because Ted had refused to not see her outside of work for a whole two weeks, just because his mother was in town. The ring that Keeley helped him choose for Rebecca had a stone perfect in cut, colour and clarity and was fit in a stunning, yet modest setting, ideal for a woman who didnt expect the world, but deserved it. He does, Henry. Rebecca noted. to which she answered with a nod and a little wave, before blowing him a kiss with her gloved hand answering Leslie while she smiled at Ted. She smiled awkwardly, wrapping her arms a little tighter around Hayes and practically hiding her face in her hair as Jessie raised an eyebrow, knowing there was clearly something there between Rebecca and Keeley that they werent sharing. The Lumineers. I know, but I think itd really mean a lot to Rebecca., Roy seemed to ponder the suggestion for a minute before rolling his eyes with a groan. Sir Paul McCartney knows my name? The wonder in his eyes made her smile. About time for this too. He smirked and Rebecca tilted her head, eyebrow raised as he leaned in closer and he whispered in her ear. Ted dashed up the stairs two at a time. Keeley, Roy and Phoebe had left before the night had gotten too rowdy, taking Phoebe home to spend the few remaining hours of Christmas day with her mother, promising to see them at the game the following day while Artie and Jessie had struggled with bedtime and three small kids who were hyped up on the excitement of all their new toys, a rich, delicious dinner and too many candy canes. Oh, I have Monopoly! She remembered triumphantly, feeling her cheeks flush at the fond look Ted offered her for her excitement. When the boys reappeared, they were so excited they were bouncing, telling their parents how they had the coolest room because their room was right up in the attic and they could see all of London from the window. Their eyes met, and Ted noticed how hers, pretty and green, were absent that touch of a sparkle he loved because the sun was going down and she was facing away from the windows. And gosh, he could kiss her for it. Can you think of some way I could tetris my whole family into that place?. There were Christmas carols playing through the house, more traditional than the ones Ted and Henry had been dancing to the previous morning and at a much more reasonable volume. Arent you a little biased? She smirked at him in the mirror. Folks, the moment we've all been waiting for is finally here: we have a long-awaited release date for season 3 of Ted Lasso. Juno Temple in 'The Offer' PARAMOUNT+. Shes fine, honestly.. Wed better come up with some ideas to keep you two awake until a reasonable hour. How impressive. Come on Teddy Bear, you keep me quiet. She breathed against his lips and Ted shuddered at the sound of it. Keeley, course., Oh yeah, he spotted you feelin up her ass in the hallway about a month back. Roy turned to Ted whos eyes bugged. And Grandma.. Happy Christmas, Ms Welton. Phoebe grinned up at her broadly and Rebecca couldnt help the smile in return. Its certainly lovely, and so big! She took a generous gulp and almost choked on it. Bear's Den. How come youre here?, Oh, Henry buddy, you can call her Rebecca. Ted corrected. Ooh, this ones for me! He shouted, reaching for it, but Catherine stalled him with a firm uh uh uh! and Henry slinked back, chastised. She didnt really have board games. Rebeccas got this whole bunch out there in the hall, talking about ghosts on the pitch and shit., What? The younger mans eyes bugged. You might wanna check that bird, Ted, its smelling really good.. Leader Of The Landslide. Well shes traded up. Rebecca smirked and Teds eyebrows raised, amused. This is just one of many memes circulating Ted Lasso fan communities showing Higgins sitting with his computer in just about any scenario, from behind the scenes in important news broadcasts to sitting in the stands with Ted in the opening credits of Ted Lasso, to this scene on a park bench with Sad Keanu. Im not drinking it. Roy put it down on the table and Rebecca scoffed. Okay. She breathed out quietly, a little nervous, adjusting her skirt as she turned around on the spot. No, He shook his head. For you. She smiled and he caught a touch of nervousness there before realising everyone was suddenly watching him. Listen to tracks from the Apple TV+ Original Series, featuring Marcus Mumford, Lizzo, David Bowie, Vampire Weekend, and more, on this exclusive playlist. Ted watched Rebecca from the bed, laying across it on his stomach with his arms wrapped around her pillow. left kudos on this work! She sucked her bottom lip in between her teeth and shifted in her louboutins, marveling at how Ted lit up at the sight of his son. Oh yeah, He hopped up and followed along behind her, unbuckling his belt and kicking off his own shoes close to hers. He was perfectly Ted, smiling and nodding, regardless that the person on the other end couldnt see him. Well its just, my apartment is enough for us. He gestured between them and the touch of pink that dusted across her cheeks made him smile. Mother. Rebecca greeted, a little surprised as Deborah stepped through the door as soon as she opened it, a large blue Le Creuset pot in her hands and a heavy tote bag bursting with presents, hanging from her arm. She was leaning forward, her chin practically on the dashboard, smiling up at the large house with wonder in her eyes. Change of Christmas plans? Beard questioned, as the phone was placed face down on the desk surface and Teds hands were set on his hips, a deep breath of air being blown out from his lips as his shoulders sagged. And gosh, he could kiss her for it. Fine, but youre the one who has to be fucking quiet. Yeah, ah, He couldnt hold back the twitching. Ahead of the new batch of episodes fueled on biscuits and believing in. So love with your eyes Love with your mind Love with you Dare I stay forever Do it for yourself Do it for the girl Do it for you Dare I stay forever And I've known pious women Who have led such secret lives Shameless in the dark So shameful in the light And you may not be pious And I may not be saved But we could live quite happily Roy, Higgins and Beard all glanced at each other. I need you to take a deep breath and tell me what the hell is going on., He did as instructed, breathing in deeply with his eyes set on hers before letting the breath out between them with a little nod, calming himself to explain. But Jones disagreed, presenting that because he didnt properly remember it, it didnt count and therefore, this Christmas was the best. Not tonight. His kisses moved from her brow to her lips, pressing firmly and lovingly. I mean, not well, but weve been to a few galas - we had a long chat about your Dad last time we saw each other, actually. Home. Oh.. I dont know who you are, but youre amazing! Dont want our breakfast buffet to get cold. Ted shouted over the group huddled in the hall. She didnt bother with her long robe, instead pulling her short silk one that matched her pink pyjamas from the back of the chair by the door, before making her way down the stairs. Rebecca stood up from the couch with a smile and turned towards her desk. I was going to meet your Mum anyway, Ted. She smiled, making her way down the stairs. She and Ted had only been together for three months at the time, and it was just shy of six months now. Epilogue. Oh? The older woman questioned, with a touch of mirth in her eyes, glancing between Ted and Rebecca with a knowing smile, studying the younger woman who stood on the other side of the rail, twisting her hands together nervously. She still looked contemplative and it was making his chest feel a little tight. So dinners ready, if anyones hungry.. "I know change can be scary. She was so nervous she felt like she might throw up. Just down this way Jefferson, He grinned. Richmond logo, you'll be sitting . In fact, that darkness is unignorably present. The sun was going down outside with the sheer curtains in the living room softening the golden glow that spread across the green as a light dusting of snow had started falling on the yard. By Leigh Nordstrom. She glanced down at the curly little head on her chest. They won the Premier League, they got married, they travelled, they failed three rounds of IVF and they were back with his family who had taken her into their hearts the year before. Their eyes met, and Ted noticed how hers, pretty and green, were absent that touch of a sparkle he loved because the sun was going down and she was facing away from the windows. Rebecca noticed that Catherine didnt shorten his name, and it amused her just a little, hearing him groan a touch whenever she said it. Chapter 4 Good thing I locked the door.. Anyway, so my family is stayin with us at Rebeccas., Fuck, youre not even public yet and your whole family is stayin in her house? Roys eyes went wide and they all glanced over when Higgins made his noise again. The little girl clapped happily for a moment, before her eyes set on Rebecca across the coffee table and suddenly, her arms were outstretched and her chubby little fingers were reaching and wiggling, her whole body pulling forward trying to reach for her making an adorable little sound that came out something like bok bok which the family could only assume meant Rebecca. Im not the talker. She winked, rocking back, pressing her hips down, feeling the hard length of him pressing up into her core. And eventually I married the majority owner. She noticed Ted flinching in his seat out of the corner of her eye, glancing his way when he tried to deflect the movement by focusing on what Jefferson was doing on his Nintendo Switch. Means weve had a chance to get to know each other a little, before the mayhem arrives., Well, Ted cleared his throat, offering Rebecca a quick wink before glancing at his mother, then Henry. She was curious, that was all, not probing, not judgemental. Rebecca was right there beside him, her back ramrod straight and her gloved hands rested on the railing. Ted cleared his throat and rubbed his hands together nervously. I mean, shed be nuts not to, but still.. As The Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want" plays, we see Ted (Jason Sudeikis) slightly smiling as he walks through the locker room. Ted chuckled, clapping his hands together as he turned to address the rest of the group.